[So Australia just wanted to cook up some snaggers for breakfast when he suddenly found himself back in the 19th Century. 1879, to be exact. He doesn't look a day older than 15 and is wandering the streets of Mayfield barefoot. You might find him

A. Creeping around your backyard, trying to chat with any animals you might have there. And maybe lure ( Read more... )

So, got a bloody weird call this morning... Some bloke saying I've been bludging? He reckons I've been working at the bank here for years. Dunno why the hell they put me there, is this one of the things I have to play along with, like the trouble and strife?

... Guess it could be worse, but why the bloody bank?

[Australia goes silent for a little ( Read more... )